Warrior Princess

Banned for being a conformist, unlike me. :P lol

Because she had a traumatic experience with carrots at a young age. What was this traumatic experience?

Warrior Princess, now slightly tipsy, chases after Bolt and drags him back in by his collar.

Granted, but then you're always losing the manuscript. I wish the Soprano II part on my choral audition piece wasn't so freakin HIGH. XP

Banned for having those exact same colors in your avatar. ;)

Granted, but now you are chronically depressed. I wish I could party all night long. XD

Because the creepy old witch lady was the one who gifted them with the ability to make toys. Why would she do such a nice thing for them?

Warrior Princess buys a drink, sits down, and starts telling really awful bar jokes. "So a princess, a hippie, and a purple lady walk into a bar . . ."

Aw, pretty! It kinda reminded me of Owl City. Some people might grouse about the colors but I like them. Rather enhances the effect, in my opinion. One thing I ...

I like this. My main issue with it is that you seem slightly uncertain whether to make the tone playfully sarcastic or actually angry. But I do like it; very ...

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Um, I have like a grand total of $25. If someone stole it, I could easily earn it back within a week. So yeah. XD WYR Date the awesomest guy/girl ...

Because she really wanted a baby. Why did she want a baby?

Fortunately, Evil (when did this abstract concept become a person?) has a change of heart and becomes Good.

Granted, but they lack the intelligence to refrain from leaping even after they've looked. *SPLAT* I wish the food at my school wasn't so disgusting. . . .